young woody 5:43 Mon Jan 26
I am home alone tonight.
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Everyone is out so i have a free house.
What should I do?
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Mr Polite
5:44 Mon Jan 26
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Wank into your mums pillowcase
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riosleftsock
5:45 Mon Jan 26
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Invite SAMSONBIGBOY and after8 round for a few drinks and an innocent game of pin the tail (their cocks) on the donkey (your ass)?
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penners28
5:46 Mon Jan 26
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SKYPE ME WOODY DURING THE DRAW
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El Scorchio
5:46 Mon Jan 26
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Rent Pretty Peaches
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Wonderkid
5:46 Mon Jan 26
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Tell anita your having a TINDER night and they don't actually count on a monday
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young woody
5:47 Mon Jan 26
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I dont see my kid anymore ag ag ag
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busheyhammer85
5:48 Mon Jan 26
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Order the following:
1 x Extra Large Doner Kebab
1 x Chips
2 x Can of Coke (Ice Cold)
Watch the FA Cup Draw
Have a boiling hot bath.
Have a wank.
TV
Bed
In that order.
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Mr Polite
5:49 Mon Jan 26
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Nick one of your dads condoms and treat yourself to a posh wank.
Change one of the family photo's to one of Hitler and see how long it takes people to notice.
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RH
5:49 Mon Jan 26
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Masturbate , end of thread
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IsaacHock
5:49 Mon Jan 26
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'Home Alone' tonight.
MacAuley Culkin rolls his bowling balls down the stairs into Joe Pesci's crotch.
MacAuley Culkin = Young Woody
Bowling Balls = Testicles
Stairs = Chin
Joe Pesci = WHUJack
Crotch = Mouth
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Hammers1993
5:50 Mon Jan 26
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Set traps up for when the burgulars arive.
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w4hammer
5:53 Mon Jan 26
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see if you can watch spunky birthday series 1 - 5
without a spontaneous emission ;-)
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Mr Polite
5:56 Mon Jan 26
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Dress up in your mums clothes.
Take photo's.
Whomail me!
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Wonderkid
5:56 Mon Jan 26
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young woody 5:47 Mon Jan 26
Once every two years.
How old is it?
2
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young woody
5:57 Mon Jan 26
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Kebab?! That sounds like a superb idea.
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young woody
6:01 Mon Jan 26
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Wonderkid 5:56 Mon Jan 26
Actally lol at that.
Polite you have mail
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HairySpotter
6:02 Mon Jan 26
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have a quiet word with urself about the use of desert boots and maybe think about finally throwing them away
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young woody
6:05 Mon Jan 26
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If you can come up with a replacment HairySpotter SON.
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Mr Polite
6:06 Mon Jan 26
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Personally i'd have a nice warm bath, get a takeaway, order a film that i'd be embarrassed about wanting to see, some chick flick that we all love but never admit to and sit and cry to it in my dressing gown.
Oh and i'd have a wank
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Mr Polite
6:07 Mon Jan 26
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either that or post on here all night
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